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26. poet. philosopher. adviser. goonie. i spend a lot of time over analyzing the events in my life.

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Can we just fully appreciate the fact that Mycroft learned a language in “a few hours” and that is him in his “middle age” therefore not at his best anymore.
Can we just appreciate Mycroft


Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

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“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

Dead girl walking” the boys say in the halls.
“Tell us your secrets” the girls whisper, one toilet to another.
“I am that girl. I am the spaces between my thighs, daylight shinning through. I am the bones they want, wired on a porcelain frame.

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Laurie Halse Anderson (Wintergirls)

Scorpio ☾ °☆  ¸. ● .

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Your horny tweets about the leaked nudes of an actress should eventually have to be read aloud as part of your wedding vows.

Peter Schultz (via kohwala)

That is of course assuming that anyone would actually marry these revolting fuckfaces.

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Finally got around to making Ruber’s wonderfully evil eyebrow action from “Quest for Camelot”  into a gif. It still cracks me up.





Here are some basics on herd immunity, and here is some more technical research if you’re interested in the details! 

If you’ve ever heard my rants about vaccination, you know it’s a major topic with me. Because hey, I’m one of these immunosuppressed people this comic talks about, so it’s a bit of a sensitive subject. (“Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like getting vaccinated? I don’t like having three month long respiratory infections because you gave me the freaking flu, but I guess you don’t care about that”)

Essentially, Ellen and her wonderful character Katherine have just said it better than I ever could—and using Shaun of the Dead references, too!!! It’s all about herd immunity—getting vaccinated isn’t just about your own health, it’s about the health—and non-zombification—of the entire human race.

Awesome explanation.



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Gaston is suddenly not scary anymore.







I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.


The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

Harley Quinn #1

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